The rise of the shitgibbon.

We know that the coronavirus has the ability to mutate  into highly infectious and deathly forms.  We never worried too much about what kind of lethal variant the shitgibbon might become.  And then, along came Trump.

The shitgibbon has a way with language.  It can turn a sentence into a seething pile of feces, the species source not always recognizable. If it is like nothing you've ever heard (and prefer not to} it is the droppings of the shitgibbon. 

Shitgibbons tend to run in packs.

                                                                         They also pout a lot.

If you aren't careful, they will take over the country and make it a pile of poo.

Woops.  You weren't very careful, were you.